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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Squeeze

    Song: Tempted

    Real Lyric: Billboards and the buildings

    The Misheard: Bilbo's in the building

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    Artist: Guns N' Roses

    Song: Paradise City

    Real Lyric: Take me down to the paradise city, where the grass is green, and the girls are pretty

    The Misheard: Take me down to the paradise city, where the girls are clean and they got big titties......

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    Artist: Rihanna

    Song: SOS

    Real Lyric: Take me (uh huh) you know inside you feel it right Take me on, I could just die up in your arms tonight

    The Misheard: Tickle me (uh huh) you know just hide ya feelin' right?Take me on I put desire up in your arms tonight

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    Artist: The Killers

    Song: Human

    Real Lyric: Give my regards to soul and romance

    The Misheard: Give my regards to Saul and Romans

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    Artist: Aerosmith

    Song: Dream On

    Real Lyric: Sing it with me, sing for the year sing for the laughter, sing for the tear sing it with me, if it's just for today Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away Dream On Dream On Dream On Dream until your dream comes true Dream On Dream On Dream On Dream until your dream comes through

    The Misheard: Sing of women, sing for the beerSing for the love, and sing for the tearSing it with me, just for todayNever tomorrow, good love will take you awayDream on, Dream on, Dream onDream until your dream comes trueDing Dong, Ding Don

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    Artist: Staind

    Song: It's Been Awhile

    Real Lyric: Its been awhile since i wasnt addicted

    The Misheard: its been awhile since i wasnt a dick to you

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    Artist: Backstreet Boys

    Song: We've Got it Goin' On

    Real Lyric: Well I'm Creepin' Up On Your Left -Straight Up Funky When I Get With Ya -I Get Ruthless When I Get Wet -Keep The Party Packed In My Corner -Tough Like Granite To Keep The Crowd Hype -Get Up On This Just To Get Right -What You Want Is What You're Gonna Get -Backstreet's Got The Special Effect Uh

    The Misheard: I’ll be creeping up on your back-and I get funky when I kick woodchucks-I get ruthless when I get wet-I get party packed in my horny-I lick granite when I get high-creep on it just to get a bite-what you want is what you’re gunna get, Backstreet’s got the

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    Artist: Fall Out Boy

    Song: Sugar, We're Going Down

    Real Lyric: Is this more than you bargained for yet? Oh, don't mind me I'm watching you two from the closet, Wishing to be the friction in your jeans.

    The Misheard: Is this more than you bought me for yet?Oh, tell mommy I'm watching you two from the closetWishing to be the freak sh*t in your jeans.

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    Artist: Klaxons

    Song: Magick

    Real Lyric: Magick, without tears Magick, without tears Magick, without tears The magick comandeer The way to mother noose The way to suck an egg The way to golden dawn The way to Koh Phangan

    The Misheard: Magik, we love titsMagik, we're not titsMagik, we want tits.The magik, comb my hairThe way to mother gooseThe way to suck an eggThe way to grow a norgThe way to comb my nan

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Circle of Life

    Real Lyric: Some say eat or be eaten

    The Misheard: Some say we are the evil

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