The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: blinded by the light revved up like a duece
The Misheard: blinded by the lightwrapped up like a douche
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Real Lyric: Landmines have taken my sight Taken my speech Taken my hearing
The Misheard: landmines have taken my sighttaken my speechtaken my herring
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Real Lyric: "...I've got my back against the record machine."
The Misheard: "...I've got my back against the wrecking machine."
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Real Lyric: two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree
The Misheard: two dozen turtles and some porridge in a pear tree
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Real Lyric: damn it man I knew it was a mistake
The Misheard: tell me man I knew it was a Mustang
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Real Lyric: Perfect by nature icons of self indulgence
The Misheard: perfect by nature i come from self indulgence
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Real Lyric: Me Tarzan, you jane And Saving the world from Solomon Grundy
The Misheard: Me Tarzan EugeneAndSaving the World from Salmon and Grungy's
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Real Lyric: Give me an evening, or give me a night.
The Misheard: Give me an ear, or give me an eye.
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Real Lyric: Talk to the neighbours and tip my cap On a little road barely on the map
The Misheard: Talk to the neighbours and tip my capOh, little rug bellies on the mat.
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Real Lyric: Ooh boy do you miss me like a hole in the head, Because I do boy, And it's cool boy?
The Misheard: Ooh boy do you miss me like a hole in the head,Because I do boy,Public schoolboy?
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