The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You were my favorite we both know our...
The Misheard: You were my favorite meat ball darling...
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Real Lyric: Let these gates hear the crash and scorn of two lost lovers!
The Misheard: If he's gay, he'll crash and storm untill he's lost to LA!
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Real Lyric: Sloopy lives in a very bad part of town and everybody else, tries to put my sloopy down
The Misheard: Snoopy lives in a very bad part of town, and everybody else tries to put my Snoopy down.
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Real Lyric: Tom bo li de say de moi ya. (Yeah, jambo, jumbo)
The Misheard: Come and eat this tasty pork chop(Yeah jambo, jumbo)
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Real Lyric: Feed the world Let them know it's Christmastime again....
The Misheard: Feed the world Let them know it's breakfast again....
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Real Lyric: Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door...
The Misheard: Knock, knock, knocking on Kevin's door...
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Real Lyric: wake me up before you go go...
The Misheard: wake me up to pour your cocoa...
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Real Lyric: Spare him his life from this monstrosity...
The Misheard: Spare him his life and his lone piece of cheese...
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Real Lyric: I saw him down south of Canal Street
The Misheard: Sounds f**kin' outstreet
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Real Lyric: I smoke two joints in the morning. I smoke two joints at night.
The Misheard: I spoke to George in the morning.I spoke to George at night.
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