The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Tom bo li de say de moi ya. (Yeah, jambo, jumbo)
The Misheard: Come and eat this tasty pork chop(Yeah jambo, jumbo)
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Real Lyric: Feed the world Let them know it's Christmastime again....
The Misheard: Feed the world Let them know it's breakfast again....
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Real Lyric: Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door...
The Misheard: Knock, knock, knocking on Kevin's door...
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Real Lyric: wake me up before you go go...
The Misheard: wake me up to pour your cocoa...
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Real Lyric: Spare him his life from this monstrosity...
The Misheard: Spare him his life and his lone piece of cheese...
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Real Lyric: I saw him down south of Canal Street
The Misheard: Sounds f**kin' outstreet
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Real Lyric: I smoke two joints in the morning. I smoke two joints at night.
The Misheard: I spoke to George in the morning.I spoke to George at night.
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Real Lyric: blinded by the light revved up like a duece
The Misheard: blinded by the lightwrapped up like a douche
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Real Lyric: Landmines have taken my sight Taken my speech Taken my hearing
The Misheard: landmines have taken my sighttaken my speechtaken my herring
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Real Lyric: "...I've got my back against the record machine."
The Misheard: "...I've got my back against the wrecking machine."
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