The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: My bonnie lies over the ocean My bonnie lies over the sea
The Misheard: My body lies over the oceanMy body lies over the sea
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Real Lyric: i'll f**kin kill your best friend what are you f**kin goin to do?
The Misheard: Your mothers a goat that just got released from captain cooks wormholeso what are you going to do about it?
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Real Lyric: She had a place in his life.
The Misheard: She had her face in his lap.
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Real Lyric: A good heart these days is hard to find.
The Misheard: I good heart disease is hard to find.
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Real Lyric: Knights in armor intent on chivalry
The Misheard: Knights in armor intent on shivaree
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Real Lyric: Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire at your desire.
The Misheard: Well, I'm your Venus,I'm your fire, enjoy me sire.
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Real Lyric: Bully for you, chilly for me Got to take a raincheck on pain (pain)
The Misheard: Bully for you, chili for meGot to get a wedgie from...Shane
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Real Lyric: You were my favorite we both know our...
The Misheard: You were my favorite meat ball darling...
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Real Lyric: Let these gates hear the crash and scorn of two lost lovers!
The Misheard: If he's gay, he'll crash and storm untill he's lost to LA!
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Real Lyric: Sloopy lives in a very bad part of town and everybody else, tries to put my sloopy down
The Misheard: Snoopy lives in a very bad part of town, and everybody else tries to put my Snoopy down.
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