The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi...
The Misheard: Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink!
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Real Lyric: "Blackbird singing in the dead of night Take these broken wings and learn to fly All your life You were only waiting for this moment to arise" ... "Blackbird fly, blackbird fly"
The Misheard: "blackbird singing in the middle of knighttake these suck!n' wings and learn too highall your lifeyou've been only waiting for this movie to arrive.""Blackbird supplies, Blackbird supplies."
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Real Lyric: Here comes old flat top He come grooving up slowly He got Joo Joo eyeball He one holy roller He got hair down to his knee Got to be a joker He just do what he please
The Misheard: "yeah come on laptop he come grooving up slowly he gotju ju eyeball he wonholly rolla he gothead down to his kneegot to be a joker he just do what it means"
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Real Lyric: A gambler's share The only risk that you would take
The Misheard: But dammit, CherThe only risk that you would take
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Real Lyric: Cold turkey's getting stale
The Misheard: Numb-chucky's getting stale
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Real Lyric: Don't wanna close my eyes
The Misheard: Don't wanna lose my eyes
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Real Lyric: Watching as the frilly panties run.
The Misheard: watching as the pretty paddies run
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Real Lyric: Hello darkness, my old friend
The Misheard: Hello doctor smile friend
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Real Lyric: Dreams last so long
The Misheard: Trees last so long
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Real Lyric: Edsel is a no-go
The Misheard: Edsel and Sunoco
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