The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Wanna have you near me
The Misheard: Wanna have a lemmee (or lemming)
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Real Lyric: 'Cause I'm a paper chaser
The Misheard: 'Cause I'm a big butt kisser
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Real Lyric: Row, row, row your boat Gently down the stream Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily Life is but a dream
The Misheard: Oh but I never will forget, when she stood up and said Well I guess you think we're just goinna kiss and makeup b***h (That's when she said)
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Real Lyric: How many times can I break till I shatter?
The Misheard: How many times can I pray to my shadow?
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Real Lyric: Black Ice, Black Ice
The Misheard: Black Guys, Black Guys
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Real Lyric: Oh, Oh big ol' jet airliner Don't carry me too far away
The Misheard: Oh, Oh big ol' Jed had a light onDon't carry me too far away
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Real Lyric: Don't criticize me, for being in demand
The Misheard: Don't criticize me, for being into men
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Real Lyric: It's my invention I'm beating
The Misheard: It's my ivention I'm eating
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Real Lyric: Searching for my lost shaker of salt
The Misheard: Searching for my last jiggersolSearching for my last chigger is all
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Real Lyric: Don't flinch when innocents Are dancing with the flame
The Misheard: Don't b**th when innocents are dancing with the flame
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