The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Still barely can afford
The Misheard: It's the pelican of hope
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Real Lyric: No more makin' you cry
The Misheard: I'm gonna make you do crack
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Real Lyric: All the single ladies...
The Misheard: All the pringle haters..
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Real Lyric: Feliz Navidad
The Misheard: Release mommy's dog
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Real Lyric: In a big country
The Misheard: In a bacon tree
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Real Lyric: There's a bad moon on the rise.
The Misheard: There's a bathroom on the right.
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Real Lyric: ...If you can't find it in your heart but, there's a big noise from her chest...
The Misheard: ...If you can't find it in her hot butt, there's a big noise from her chest...
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Real Lyric: Do you know what the time is? Is it messing with your mind kid?
The Misheard: Do you know what the time is? Is it messing with your mind kid?
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Real Lyric: ...three dollars' worth of that bathroom cologne
The Misheard: ...three dollars' worth of that bathroom Polo
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Real Lyric: Johnny's an american
The Misheard: God is an american
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