The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I had no idea that the night Would take so damn long
The Misheard: I had no idea that the nightWould take some tampon
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Real Lyric: Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are Up above the world so high, like a diamond in the sky Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are.
The Misheard: Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you areUp above the world so highLike a gina in the skyTwinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are.
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Real Lyric: Save all the tears you've cried
The Misheard: So your momma hears you cry
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Real Lyric: Living in the Limelight
The Misheard: I want to f**k a huge bear
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Real Lyric: im coming up so you better get this party started
The Misheard: ahh puppy love so you better get this party started
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Real Lyric: You know I'm such a fool for you.
The Misheard: You know I'm searching food for you.
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Real Lyric: The True North strong and free!
The Misheard: True nor strong and free!
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Real Lyric: Totally Tick-tock Dethklok
The Misheard: Joanie, get the ketchup!
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Real Lyric: We are we are the saints, we signed our live away.
The Misheard: We are we are the saints, inside the microwave.
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Real Lyric: We're all choir boys at best, intrusive and arrogant
The Misheard: We're all quiet boys at best, intrested and arrogant
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