The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: If you want to destroy my sweater
The Misheard: If you walk to the store my sweater
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Real Lyric: And the radio played some forgotten song Brenda Lee's coming on strong.
The Misheard: And the radio played some forgotten songreverie's coming on strong.
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Real Lyric: If it weren't for your gumboots where would ya be? You'd be in the hospital or infirmary.
The Misheard: If it weren't for ya gumboots where would ya be?You'd be in the hospital or in Germany.
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Real Lyric: When I'm out on a date, I just shut my eyes, then I can't see
The Misheard: When I'm out on a date, I just shut my eyes, then I can't eat
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Real Lyric: Lay me down, lay me down Lay me down, lay me down Don't give in, don't give in Don't give in, don't give in Don't give in, don't give in Don't give in, don't give in Ooooh Come to me, come to me Come to me, come to me Lay me down, lay me down Lay me down, lay me down Lay me down, lay me down Lay me down, lay me down Ooooh Ooooh Ooooh
The Misheard: Lay me down, lay me downLay me down, lay me downDonkeymanDonkeymanDonkeymanDonkeymanOooohCome to me, come to meCome to me, come to meLay me down, lay me downLay me down, lay me downLay me down, l
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Real Lyric: I'll stand here defiantly My middle finger raised F**k your prejudice
The Misheard: Stand in a fire rainMy Middle finger raisedF**k your grandsons *ss!
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Real Lyric: There was no need to talk about it They were old enough to scope it out And keep it loose
The Misheard: There was no need to talk about itThey were old enough to scoff it outAnd keep it loose
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Real Lyric: I had no idea that the night Would take so damn long
The Misheard: I had no idea that the nightWould take some tampon
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Real Lyric: Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are Up above the world so high, like a diamond in the sky Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are.
The Misheard: Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you areUp above the world so highLike a gina in the skyTwinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are.
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Real Lyric: Save all the tears you've cried
The Misheard: So your momma hears you cry
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