The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: He out-bopped the buzzard and the oriole!
The Misheard: He out-bopped the buzzard and the oreo!
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Real Lyric: Cross-eyed Mary
The Misheard: cross-eyed baby
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Real Lyric: New car, caviar, four star, daydream, think I'll buy me a football team
The Misheard: You can't count the hours I come travelling thinkin' I'm a big baldy.
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Real Lyric: Love is like a mannequin
The Misheard: Love is un-American
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Real Lyric: Mr.Alarming........
The Misheard: Mr.Miyagi..........
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Real Lyric: I got chills their multiplying
The Misheard: I got shoes made of plywood
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Real Lyric: I'ma have you naked by the end of this song
The Misheard: I'ma have you neckin' by the end of this song
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Real Lyric: I cannot help myself, I'm just doing what I do, Help myself to anything that I want so thank you
The Misheard: I can't a'help myself, ahhh mister what would I do? Kill myself, do anything that I wanted like you
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Real Lyric: I'm dreaming of a white Christmas...
The Misheard: I'm dreaming of a wife for Christmas...
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Real Lyric: "Amadeus, Amadeus. Amadeus, Amadeus."
The Misheard: "Hot potatoes, hot potatoes. Hot potatoes, hot potatoes."
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