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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Britney Spears

    Song: Mannequin

    Real Lyric: Love is like a mannequin

    The Misheard: Love is un-American

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    Artist: Ozzy Osbourne

    Song: Mr. Crowley

    Real Lyric: Mr.Alarming........

    The Misheard: Mr.Miyagi..........

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    Artist: John Travolta

    Song: You're The One That I Want

    Real Lyric: I got chills their multiplying

    The Misheard: I got shoes made of plywood

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    Artist: Justin Timberlake

    Song: Rock Your Body

    Real Lyric: I'ma have you naked by the end of this song

    The Misheard: I'ma have you neckin' by the end of this song

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    Artist: Britney Spears

    Song: Mannequin

    Real Lyric: I cannot help myself, I'm just doing what I do, Help myself to anything that I want so thank you

    The Misheard: I can't a'help myself, ahhh mister what would I do? Kill myself, do anything that I wanted like you

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    Artist: Bing Crosby

    Song: White Christmas

    Real Lyric: I'm dreaming of a white Christmas...

    The Misheard: I'm dreaming of a wife for Christmas...

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    Artist: Falco

    Song: Rock Me Amadeus

    Real Lyric: "Amadeus, Amadeus. Amadeus, Amadeus."

    The Misheard: "Hot potatoes, hot potatoes. Hot potatoes, hot potatoes."

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    Artist: Shania Twain

    Song: Man, I Feel Like a Woman

    Real Lyric: doing it in style

    The Misheard: you will nut in style

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride

    The Misheard: And little Early-Pearly gave my anus curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride.

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: The Ballad Of John And Yoko

    Real Lyric: They're gonna crucify me

    The Misheard: They're gonna coo-coo fly me

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