The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: My girl wants to party all the time...
The Misheard: My girl wants to potty all the time...
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Real Lyric: Going, going to Chicago... Going to Chicago... Sorry but I can't take you...
The Misheard: Don't, i'm going to s**t cargo...got to s**t cargo...silly little kitty, you...
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Real Lyric: Salty tears runnin' down her chin And it ruins up her makeup They never wanted A cigarette Pressed between her lips But I'm starin' at her tits
The Misheard: Soggy gizz runnin' down her chin And it ruins up her makeup They never wanted A cigarette Rests between her legs But I'm starin' at her tits
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Real Lyric: They say when Janie was arrested, they found him underneath the train
The Misheard: They say when Janie was arrested, they found him underneath the chair
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Real Lyric: You know, I read it in a magazine
The Misheard: muh-nah-nuh-nah-nuh-nah-EEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Real Lyric: 'Cause I must be traveling on now
The Misheard: 'Cause I'm on speed traveling on now
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Real Lyric: Blitzkrieg bop!
The Misheard: Let's kick Bob!
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Real Lyric: We'll put a boot in your ass, its the American way.
The Misheard: We'll cram a spoon up your ass, its the American way.
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Real Lyric: Workin' for the man, she brings home her pay for love
The Misheard: Workin' for the man, she brings to her bed for love
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Real Lyric: I need you
The Misheard: I need shoes
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