The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: They say when Janie was arrested, they found him underneath the train
The Misheard: They say when Janie was arrested, they found him underneath the chair
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Real Lyric: You know, I read it in a magazine
The Misheard: muh-nah-nuh-nah-nuh-nah-EEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Real Lyric: 'Cause I must be traveling on now
The Misheard: 'Cause I'm on speed traveling on now
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Real Lyric: Blitzkrieg bop!
The Misheard: Let's kick Bob!
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Real Lyric: We'll put a boot in your ass, its the American way.
The Misheard: We'll cram a spoon up your ass, its the American way.
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Real Lyric: Workin' for the man, she brings home her pay for love
The Misheard: Workin' for the man, she brings to her bed for love
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Real Lyric: I need you
The Misheard: I need shoes
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Real Lyric: He out-bopped the buzzard and the oriole!
The Misheard: He out-bopped the buzzard and the oreo!
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Real Lyric: Cross-eyed Mary
The Misheard: cross-eyed baby
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Real Lyric: New car, caviar, four star, daydream, think I'll buy me a football team
The Misheard: You can't count the hours I come travelling thinkin' I'm a big baldy.
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