The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "Smooth up in ya"
The Misheard: "Smooth opinion"
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Real Lyric: "...workin' in the coal mine, whoop, about to slip down."
The Misheard: "workin' in the coal mine, whoop, I got to piss now."
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Real Lyric: Under the bridge downtown
The Misheard: Look at the beach Chantrall
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Real Lyric: This is a warning, I'm warning you
The Misheard: This is a one in the mornin' yeah
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Real Lyric: Feel like a man?
The Misheard: Feline men
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Real Lyric: Staple it together and call it good.
The Misheard: Staple it together with garlic bread.
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Real Lyric: I'm stuck in a coma
The Misheard: I'm stuck in a hobo
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Real Lyric: Hey! said my name is called disturbance
The Misheard: Your Face is turning Purple!
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a duece, another runner in the night
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche, another odor in the night
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Real Lyric: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
The Misheard: Sure as kill a male jar oh rises like a Lepard the sir and get me
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