The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: This is a warning, I'm warning you
The Misheard: This is a one in the mornin' yeah
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Real Lyric: Feel like a man?
The Misheard: Feline men
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Real Lyric: Staple it together and call it good.
The Misheard: Staple it together with garlic bread.
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Real Lyric: I'm stuck in a coma
The Misheard: I'm stuck in a hobo
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Real Lyric: Hey! said my name is called disturbance
The Misheard: Your Face is turning Purple!
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a duece, another runner in the night
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche, another odor in the night
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Real Lyric: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
The Misheard: Sure as kill a male jar oh rises like a Lepard the sir and get me
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Real Lyric: My girl wants to party all the time...
The Misheard: My girl wants to potty all the time...
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Real Lyric: Going, going to Chicago... Going to Chicago... Sorry but I can't take you...
The Misheard: Don't, i'm going to s**t cargo...got to s**t cargo...silly little kitty, you...
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Real Lyric: Salty tears runnin' down her chin And it ruins up her makeup They never wanted A cigarette Pressed between her lips But I'm starin' at her tits
The Misheard: Soggy gizz runnin' down her chin And it ruins up her makeup They never wanted A cigarette Rests between her legs But I'm starin' at her tits
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