The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly.
The Misheard: And little Early-Birdie gave my English girl a whirlie.
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Real Lyric: My blood runs cold
The Misheard: My blood brothers told
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Real Lyric: ..She's got electric boots a mohair suit You know I read it in a magazine..
The Misheard: She's got electric boobs, and no tattoo's, you know I read it in a magazine!!
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Real Lyric: It's a cruel, cruel summer...
The Misheard: It's a cool, cool summer...
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Real Lyric: Skeletons and ghosts are hidin' in the shadows
The Misheard: Elephants and goats are hidin' in the shadows
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Real Lyric: I'll move to Paris, shoot some heroin
The Misheard: I'll buy a parachute, some heroin
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Real Lyric: If today was your last day And tomorrow was too late Could you say goodbye to yesterday? Would you leave each moment like your last? Leave old pictures in the past? Donate every dime you had? If today was your last day...
The Misheard: If today was your last dayrnAnd tomorrow was too laternCould you say goodbye to yesterday?rnWould you leave each moment like your last?rnLeave old b**thes in the past?rnDonate every dime you had?rnIf today was your last day...
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Real Lyric: "Whatever happened to predictability..."
The Misheard: "Whatever happened to the lickability..."
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Real Lyric: Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that gun in your hand, oh I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady You know I caught her messin' 'round with another man
The Misheard: Hey Joe, i said where you goin' with that gun in your hand, ohi'm goin'down to shoot my legyou know i caught him messin' 'round with another man
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Real Lyric: I'm not a crybaby, I'm THE crybaby
The Misheard: I'm not a crack baby, I'm the crap, baby.
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