The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Ooh, ooh, second hand woman.
The Misheard: Ooh, ooh, succulent woman.
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Real Lyric: Sons of bankers, sons of lawyers
The Misheard: Some with cankers, some with goiters
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Real Lyric: White men go to pieces in the tropics
The Misheard: White men go for pizzas in the tropics
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Real Lyric: And the men who hold high places
The Misheard: And the men who have high voices
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Real Lyric: Watch me walkin', walkin' out the door (background singers: walkin', walkin')
The Misheard: Watch me walkin', walkin' out the door(background singers: walkies, walkies)
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Real Lyric: She moves in mysterious ways
The Misheard: She moved to Wisteria Lane
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Real Lyric: Time to take her home, her dizzy head is conscience laden
The Misheard: Time to take her home, her lazyas*s is constipated
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Real Lyric: There's blood on my amp and my les paul's beat
The Misheard: There's blood on my ass and my left ball's green
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Real Lyric: Embraces with a warm gesture
The Misheard: Ann Bridges with a war chess truck
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Real Lyric: Repent! Repent!
The Misheard: Red pants! Red pants!
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