The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: He Came Into Her Apartment He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet
The Misheard: He came in an a-pardon me,With the butt stains on the carpet
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Real Lyric: Haters get mad cause I got me some bathin' apes
The Misheard: Haters get mad cause I got me some baby meat
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Real Lyric: Oh, oh, oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Can't ready my, can't read my No he can't read my poker face
The Misheard: Oh, oh, ohI'll get him high, show him what a guyCherry pie, cherry pieNo you can't breed a muffinPoke her face
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Real Lyric: I really wanna be your lady.
The Misheard: You really are a big lady.
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Real Lyric: After midnight, we're gonna let it all hang down,
The Misheard: After midnight, we won't let it all hang out
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Real Lyric: What a fool believes he sees, No wise man has the power to reason away...
The Misheard: What a fool believes, eeeeee,The wise man has a problem to reason the ways...
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Real Lyric: Groovin' on a Sunday afternoon...
The Misheard: Pooh Bear, on a sunny afternoon...
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Real Lyric: ..secret agent man, they've given you a number, and they've taken away your name!
The Misheard: ...secret asian man, secret, asian man! FIRST, he's giving you your number, THEN he's taking away your plate!..
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Real Lyric: In-a-gadda-da-vida
The Misheard: Anaconda da vida
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Real Lyric: Now we're stuck with the tube, a sink full of dishes and some Aqua Lube...
The Misheard: Now we're stuck with the tube, I sing to the dishes with some Aqua Lube...
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