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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Danity Kane

    Song: Damaged

    Real Lyric: I really wanna be your lady.

    The Misheard: You really are a big lady.

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    Artist: Eric Clapton

    Song: After Midnight

    Real Lyric: After midnight, we're gonna let it all hang down,

    The Misheard: After midnight, we won't let it all hang out

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    Artist: Doobie Brothers

    Song: What A Fool Believes

    Real Lyric: What a fool believes he sees, No wise man has the power to reason away...

    The Misheard: What a fool believes, eeeeee,The wise man has a problem to reason the ways...

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    Artist: Rascals

    Song: Groovin'

    Real Lyric: Groovin' on a Sunday afternoon...

    The Misheard: Pooh Bear, on a sunny afternoon...

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    Artist: Johnny Rivers

    Song: Secret Agent Man

    Real Lyric: ..secret agent man, they've given you a number, and they've taken away your name!

    The Misheard: ...secret asian man, secret, asian man! FIRST, he's giving you your number, THEN he's taking away your plate!..

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    Artist: Iron Butterfly

    Song: In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida

    Real Lyric: In-a-gadda-da-vida

    The Misheard: Anaconda da vida

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    Artist: Third Eye Blind

    Song: Losing a Whole Year

    Real Lyric: Now we're stuck with the tube, a sink full of dishes and some Aqua Lube...

    The Misheard: Now we're stuck with the tube, I sing to the dishes with some Aqua Lube...

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    Artist: Steve Winwood

    Song: Second Hand Woman

    Real Lyric: Ooh, ooh, second hand woman.

    The Misheard: Ooh, ooh, succulent woman.

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters

    Real Lyric: Sons of bankers, sons of lawyers

    The Misheard: Some with cankers, some with goiters

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    Artist: Stephen Malkmus

    Song: Phantasies

    Real Lyric: White men go to pieces in the tropics

    The Misheard: White men go for pizzas in the tropics

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