The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Walk like an Egyptian.....
The Misheard: Walk with an e-rection..(in sweatpants)
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Real Lyric: And the band started leaving, 'cause they all stopped breathing
The Misheard: And the band started leaving, 'cause they all started bleeding
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Real Lyric: Lose your mind, come crawl inside
The Misheard: Do you mind?, come crawl inside
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Real Lyric: 'how could I forget I had given her an extra key..
The Misheard: 'how could I forget I had given her an STD..
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Real Lyric: Sick and weak from my condition
The Misheard: Seek a wig for my condition
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Real Lyric: You're hot and you're cold
The Misheard: You're hard when you're cold
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Real Lyric: Cast off the crutch that kills the pain
The Misheard: Cats on my crotch, it kills the pain!
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Real Lyric: John Otto, take 'em to the Matthew's bridge.
The Misheard: John Otto, take 'em to Bernard Matthew's fridge
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
The Misheard: They paid paradise to put up a parking lot
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Real Lyric: People finally got me questioning, where is the love?
The Misheard: People finally got me questioning, where is the glove?
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