The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: 'how could I forget I had given her an extra key..
The Misheard: 'how could I forget I had given her an STD..
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Real Lyric: Sick and weak from my condition
The Misheard: Seek a wig for my condition
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Real Lyric: You're hot and you're cold
The Misheard: You're hard when you're cold
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Real Lyric: Cast off the crutch that kills the pain
The Misheard: Cats on my crotch, it kills the pain!
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Real Lyric: John Otto, take 'em to the Matthew's bridge.
The Misheard: John Otto, take 'em to Bernard Matthew's fridge
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
The Misheard: They paid paradise to put up a parking lot
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Real Lyric: People finally got me questioning, where is the love?
The Misheard: People finally got me questioning, where is the glove?
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Real Lyric: He Came Into Her Apartment He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet
The Misheard: He came in an a-pardon me,With the butt stains on the carpet
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Real Lyric: Haters get mad cause I got me some bathin' apes
The Misheard: Haters get mad cause I got me some baby meat
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Real Lyric: Oh, oh, oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Can't ready my, can't read my No he can't read my poker face
The Misheard: Oh, oh, ohI'll get him high, show him what a guyCherry pie, cherry pieNo you can't breed a muffinPoke her face
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