The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: shake it down, shake it down now
The Misheard: shake a cow, shake a cow now
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Real Lyric: and the card attached would say thank you for being a friend.
The Misheard: and the heart attack would say thank you for being a friend.
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Real Lyric: Daft Punk is playing at my house, my house
The Misheard: Your Mama is playing at my house, my house
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Real Lyric: They drink my wine Plowmen dig my earth
The Misheard: They drink my wineCome and dig my Irv
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Real Lyric: This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place
The Misheard: The smell of fat chicks just put my spine out of place
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Real Lyric: Get this or die
The Misheard: Kisses of Joy
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Real Lyric: Should I give up?/ or should I keep on chasing pavements...
The Misheard: Should I give up?/ or should I keep on chasing penguins...
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Real Lyric: But I’ll be damned if I see another chick on your arm
The Misheard: But I'll be mad if i see another tick on your arm.
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Real Lyric: I'm Blue If I were green I would Die If I were green I would die
The Misheard: I'm BlueAnd in need of a guyI'm in need of a guy!
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Real Lyric: But you will come to a place - Where the only thing you feel Are loaded guns in your face - And you'll have to deal with pressure
The Misheard: But you will come to a place -Where the only thing you feelAre lonely c*nts in your face -And you'll have to deal with pressure
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