The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Desperate and ravenous,
The Misheard: Desperate and grovelling,
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Real Lyric: "Remember what the dormouse said, feed your head"
The Misheard: "Remember what the doorman said, keep your head"
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Real Lyric: "Calm me and let me taste the salt you breathed while you were underneath"
The Misheard: "Call me and let me taste the salt you breathed while you were under me"
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Real Lyric: "Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap"
The Misheard: "Dirty deeds, THUNDER CHIEF!"
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Real Lyric: The kombucha mushroom people, sitting around all day
The Misheard: Locomotive mushroom people, sitting around all day
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Real Lyric: "Don't say that later will be better, now you're stuck in a moment and you can't get out of it"
The Misheard: "Don't say that Layla will be better when she's stuck in a hole and she can't get out of it"
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Real Lyric: as the children of the sun began to awake.
The Misheard: as the children of the sun begin to rape.
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Real Lyric: I might sink a little drink and shout out, "She's with me!"
The Misheard: I might sink a little drink and shout out, "She's a lay!"
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Real Lyric: Carry on, nothing equals the splendor
The Misheard: Carry on, back when Eve was a spender
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Real Lyric: They say that the father's insane. And dear Missus Perkin's a game.
The Misheard: They say that the father's insane in dating Miss Perkins again.
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