The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The blacksmith and the artist Reflect it in their art Forge their creativity Closer to the heart Philosophers and ploughmen Each must know his part
The Misheard: The blacks spit(h) and they all kissedPractice(with a lisp) in their artForge their creativityCloser to the heartThe Gossipers and the loud menEach must know his part
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Real Lyric: Why don't you turn me loose, turn me loose
The Misheard: Why don't you hula-hoop, hula-a-hoop
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Real Lyric: Desmond lets his children lend a hand.
The Misheard: Death's molested children lend a hand.
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Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner
The Misheard: Viggo's jet eyeliner
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Real Lyric: I kissed a girl and I liked it The taste of her cherry chapstick
The Misheard: I kissed a girl and I liked itThe taste of her cherry chopstick.
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Real Lyric: Blink your eyes just once and see everything in ruins.
The Misheard: Blink your eyes just once and see everything Emppu wears.
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Real Lyric: In the dumps with the mumps
The Misheard: And the ghost with the most
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Real Lyric: Won't you be my forever woman? I'll try to be your forever man.
The Misheard: Won't you be my form of a woman?I'll try to be your form of a man.
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Real Lyric: We move like cagey tigers
The Misheard: We move like cajun tigers
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Real Lyric: She was lookin’ kind of dumb With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead
The Misheard: She was lookin' kind of glumWith her finger in her thumbAnd the shape of an elk on her forehead
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