The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: By the way u parked your car sideways
The Misheard: by the way you popped your collar...
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Real Lyric: blowin' through the jasmine in my mind
The Misheard: goin' to the Casbah in my mind
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Real Lyric: So you grab your girls and you grab a couple more And you all could meet me in the middle of the floor Said the air is thick, it's smellin right So you pass to the left, then you sail to the right See, it appears to me You like the way I move I tell you what I'm gon' do Pull you close to share my groove
The Misheard: So you grab your girls and you grab a couple more And y'all come eat me in the middle of the floor I said eff the snake, and smell it rightSew your pants to the left, then you sail to the right So get a piece of me Yeah, i like th
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Real Lyric: Who tied my hands to the wheel?
The Misheard: Who tied my ass to the wheel?
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Real Lyric: I won't hesitate no more, no more...
The Misheard: I won't have saute, no more, no more...
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Real Lyric: seesaw swingin' with the boys in the school
The Misheard: She starts swinging with your balls in the school
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Real Lyric: All of us stand and point our fingers.
The Misheard: I don't understand the point of fingers.
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Real Lyric: The blacksmith and the artist Reflect it in their art Forge their creativity Closer to the heart Philosophers and ploughmen Each must know his part
The Misheard: The blacks spit(h) and they all kissedPractice(with a lisp) in their artForge their creativityCloser to the heartThe Gossipers and the loud menEach must know his part
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Real Lyric: Why don't you turn me loose, turn me loose
The Misheard: Why don't you hula-hoop, hula-a-hoop
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Real Lyric: Desmond lets his children lend a hand.
The Misheard: Death's molested children lend a hand.
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