The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Oh send it to the store let's { buy some more let's } have a party tonight
The Misheard: Oh send it to the store let's { Max & Moritz } have a party tonight
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Real Lyric: She's a girl, and you're a boy
The Misheard: She's a girl, a Garibald
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Real Lyric: One of these days I am going to cut you into little pieces
The Misheard: One of these days i am going to get a little reefer
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Real Lyric: Does he know the way to worship our love?
The Misheard: Does he know the way to worship Allah?
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Real Lyric: Lick me dry!
The Misheard: Let me drive!
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Real Lyric: A short-lived galaxy
The Misheard: of course alex can see.
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Real Lyric: No time for losers, 'cause we are the champions.
The Misheard: Yuletide for losers, cause we aren't christians.
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Real Lyric: And let me build a bridge for I cannot fill the chasm And let me set the battlements on fire
The Misheard: Never was one for a p***y, girl....
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Real Lyric: I met a cheerleader was a real young bleeder
The Misheard: That Sheena Lee was a real young breeder.
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Real Lyric: Beezelbub has a devil set aside for me...
The Misheard: Dear Algebra, has the devil put his sack on me?!
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