The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Wild like a beast I ran into the night
The Misheard: Wild like a freestyle-rap into the night
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Real Lyric: Hear the sound of swords fulfill the night
The Misheard: Hear the sound of SARSfulfill the night
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Real Lyric: Stretch the skin,
The Misheard: Scratch and sniff,
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Real Lyric: Wide open spaces
The Misheard: White on their faces
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Real Lyric: But even those old pictures have begun to fade
The Misheard: But even though those pictures had cake on their face
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Real Lyric: It's too late to apologize, it's too late.
The Misheard: It's too late to order fries, it's too late.
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Real Lyric: When they take away everything you got And rub your nose in a funky spot
The Misheard: When they take away everything you gotAnd then rub your nose in a parking spot
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Real Lyric: My door's always open, you come anytime you want
The Misheard: My dog's always barkin', you come anytime you want
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Real Lyric: So let it be written, so let it be done
The Misheard: So let me retire, so let me die
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Real Lyric: Smell those shrimp, they're beginning to boil
The Misheard: Smell those shrimp, I'm beginning to barf
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