The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight
The Misheard: gimme gimme gimme an elephant midwife.
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Real Lyric: Figures drawn inside of me - succumb, succumb, succumb Sickness, fittings, procured this fascist medium, but know I'm laughing in your face, you lie, you lie, you lie
The Misheard: Fingers are inside of me - succumb, succumb, succumbSickness fitting, procured this fascist eating me, but now I'm laughing at your face, you lie, you lie, you lie
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Real Lyric: Today is the greatest day I've ever known
The Misheard: Jew day is the greatest day ever
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Real Lyric: "Your making me Low."
The Misheard: "Your making meatloaf."
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Real Lyric: F**k it! March!
The Misheard: F**king March!
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Real Lyric: You stabbed me in the back, spit right in my eye, dragging me into the fray
The Misheard: You stabbed me in the back, spit right in my eye, dragged me into the gay
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Real Lyric: With the absence of eye, I can start to bleed again With the color of hearts it seems like you wear right thin And as it falls from your mouth, it seems like you needed it more Well I can still ask for more, I will still ask for more Get the f**k out, stay the f**k out It makes me sick (I'm alright) Slit wrist theory, stains us all Lace me up, lace me up I'm still looking for these angels in the snow Lace me up, lace me up I'm still looking for these angels in the snow
The Misheard: With the incense in eye, I can't start to need againWith the Carl of hearts it seems like you were right thinAnd as it falls from your mouse, it seems like you dated that whoreWell I can still flask that whore, I will still flask for whores
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Real Lyric: Wild like a beast I ran into the night
The Misheard: Wild like a freestyle-rap into the night
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Real Lyric: Hear the sound of swords fulfill the night
The Misheard: Hear the sound of SARSfulfill the night
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Real Lyric: Stretch the skin,
The Misheard: Scratch and sniff,
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