The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I just saw Hailey's Comet she waved,
The Misheard: I jizzed on Hailey's comet, too late,
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Real Lyric: Why, Why? Tell him that it's human nature. Why, Why? Does he do me that way? ... I like living this way.
The Misheard: Why, Why? Tell him that it's human nature.Why, Why? And then they give you this thing.
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
The Misheard: You pay paradise and put up a f*cking lot.
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Real Lyric: All of the time but I'm never sure why I need you pleased to meet you.
The Misheard: All of the time but I'm never sure why I need you kiss a need yow-ow.
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Real Lyric: Summer in the city means cleavage cleavage cleavage
The Misheard: Summer in the city, it's clear, it's clear, it's clear
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Real Lyric: I'll get him hot Show him what I got
The Misheard: I'll get him hardthen show him what I got
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Real Lyric: Under a lover's sky Gonna be with you
The Misheard: Under the moonlightI bought a GameCube
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Real Lyric: Tighten our belts, abuse ourselves
The Misheard: Titanic bells, a picture sells
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Real Lyric: Ohhhhhhh this sex is on fire
The Misheard: Ohhhhhh dislexics on fire
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Real Lyric: Dreaming of the Osaka sun
The Misheard: Dreaming of a soccer son
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