The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Get it on Bang a gong Get it on
The Misheard: Get it onBang a gongLeo
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Real Lyric: I wanna come over, to hell with the concequence
The Misheard: I wanna come over, to hell with the c**ksuckers
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Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
The Misheard: The Dukes of Hazards are in the classroom.
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Real Lyric: Big ole jet airliner.
The Misheard: Bingo jet had a light on.
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Real Lyric: I am a Jungle Man.
The Misheard: Im a drunk old man.
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Real Lyric: "How my poor heart aches."
The Misheard: "I'm a pool hall ace."
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Real Lyric: ...and our love become a funeral pyre...
The Misheard: ...and our love become a funeral fire!...
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Real Lyric: I just saw Hailey's Comet she waved,
The Misheard: I jizzed on Hailey's comet, too late,
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Real Lyric: Why, Why? Tell him that it's human nature. Why, Why? Does he do me that way? ... I like living this way.
The Misheard: Why, Why? Tell him that it's human nature.Why, Why? And then they give you this thing.
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
The Misheard: You pay paradise and put up a f*cking lot.
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