The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She put her fingers in the imprints at Mann's Chinese Theatre show
The Misheard: She put her fingers in me and sent my Chinese spirit soaring
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Real Lyric: You can play brand new to all the others chicks but I know what you are What you are baby
The Misheard: You can play by noonwith all the others chicks but I know what you are what you are baby
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Real Lyric: i dont care what you think as long as its about the rest of us can find happiness in misserrrrryyy
The Misheard: i dont care if you fart as long if its not around me the rest of us can find help in febreeeeeeze (febreze)
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Real Lyric: My Bonnie lies over the ocean My Bonnie lies over the sea My Bonnie lies over the ocean Oh bring back my Bonnie to me Bring back, bring back Bring back my Bonnie to me, to me Bring back, bring back Bring back my Bonnie to me
The Misheard: My bone lies over the ocean My bone lies over the sea My bone lies over the ocean Oh bring back my bone to me Bring back, bring back Bring back my bone to me, to me Bring back, bring back Bring back
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Real Lyric: You got the peaches I got the cream!
The Misheard: You got the b**thes I got the heat!
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Real Lyric: Hipsters unite
The Misheard: Hamsters unite
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Real Lyric: See a sweet in floral prints my mind begins the arrangements
The Misheard: Sittin' sweet in floral pissMy mind begins the orange mess
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Real Lyric: Move aside and let the man go through, let the man go through
The Misheard: Move aside and let the mango through, let the mango through
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Real Lyric: Now don't be sad, cos 2 out of 3 aint bad...
The Misheard: Now Dopey's sad, cos 2 out of 3 aint bad...
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Real Lyric: It's hard to write a tune with bitter fingers
The Misheard: It's hard to write a tune with bit-off fingers
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