The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: How the f**k could this be up in the sky? There is a rainbow over the hood.
The Misheard: I'mma f**k up this beat up in the sky? There is a rainbow over the hood.
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Real Lyric: Skeet so much they call her Billy Ocean
The Misheard: Sleep so much they caught her in the ocean
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Real Lyric: Maybe you're not seeing the side of me you should.
The Misheard: Maybe you're not seeing the sodomy you should.
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Real Lyric: Too much at stake
The Misheard: Too much chapstick
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Real Lyric: We're on each other's team
The Misheard: I'm only 17
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Real Lyric: Only hate the road when you’re missin' home Only know you love her when you let her go
The Misheard: Only hate the road when you’re missin' home Only know your lover when you let her go
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Real Lyric: Call me at home
The Misheard: Commie a'tome
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Real Lyric: We can get in two cars and accelerate at each other To see which one'll swerve first
The Misheard: We can get in to cars and accelerate each other To see which one'll squirt first
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Real Lyric: I wanna bathe with you in the sea.
The Misheard: I wanna bake with you in the sea.
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Real Lyric: I like it, I'm not gonna crack, I miss you, I'm not gonna crack, I love you, I'm not gonna crack, I killed you, I'm not gonna crack.
The Misheard: I like it, I'm not coming back, I miss you, I'm not coming back, I love you, I'm not coming back, I killed you, I'm not coming back.
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