The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hey now, they paved paradise to put up a parking lot
The Misheard: Gonna shave off the lice and put up a fight with the cops
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Real Lyric: I once had a girl or should I say she once had me.
The Misheard: I wanted a girl or should I say she wanted me.
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Real Lyric: Gonna give away my car
The Misheard: I gave away my God
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Real Lyric: This bird has flown.
The Misheard: peel me up s**t velcra sheet and get me mowing i sure as heck cant do it bly myself im feeling in a dog gone heat barned inderd from the bummer's meat i looked a chore to my own well and i lost the pea .......... sit 'em down and munch the cron
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Real Lyric: how about me some trains brother
The Misheard: Drop me some train, brother!
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Real Lyric: People think Im insane because I am browning all the time
The Misheard: People think I need therapy 'cause i am drowning all the time
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Real Lyric: with arms wide open
The Misheard: we bought a robot
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Real Lyric: She put her fingers in the imprints at Mann's Chinese Theatre show
The Misheard: She put her fingers in me and sent my Chinese spirit soaring
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Real Lyric: You can play brand new to all the others chicks but I know what you are What you are baby
The Misheard: You can play by noonwith all the others chicks but I know what you are what you are baby
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Real Lyric: i dont care what you think as long as its about the rest of us can find happiness in misserrrrryyy
The Misheard: i dont care if you fart as long if its not around me the rest of us can find help in febreeeeeeze (febreze)
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