The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: A host of holy horrors to direct our aimless dance.
The Misheard: Most the moldy hubbards, here to correct our emu stance.
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Real Lyric: "You came into my life."
The Misheard: "You gay men to my life."
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Real Lyric: According to Wikipedia, the chanting at the end is "oompah, oompah, stick it up your jumper!" sung simultaneously in the choir as "got one, got one, everybody's got one".
The Misheard: As a teenager in the 1970's I thought they were singing "Pol Pot" (preceding the genius of the Dead Kennedys)... probably because my parents made a big deal of John Lennon's communist sympathies.Around 15 or 16, a friend convinced me the chant
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Real Lyric: You, your sex is on fire.
The Misheard: Yeaaa-a-hooh... your satchel's on fire.
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Real Lyric: Knock knock knockin' on heaven's door
The Misheard: Knock knock knockin' on Henry's door
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Real Lyric: All alone on the edge of seventeen
The Misheard: Poor little ol' on the edge of seventeen
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Real Lyric: Shake it like a Polaroid picture
The Misheard: Shake it like a motor oil teacher
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Real Lyric: I wanna come over, to hell with the consequence
The Misheard: I wanna come over, to hell with the concerts then
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Real Lyric: Just call me angel of the morning, angel Just touch my cheek before you leave me
The Misheard: Just call me angel of the morning, angelJust brush your teeth before you leave me
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Real Lyric: Hey now, they paved paradise to put up a parking lot
The Misheard: Gonna shave off the lice and put up a fight with the cops
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