The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: But I still love to wash in your old bathwater
The Misheard: but i still love to watch your old fat bottom
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Real Lyric: But I could sit for hours, finding new ways to be awed each minute.
The Misheard: But I could sit for hours,finding new ways to be odd each minute.
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Real Lyric: Never was a cornflake girl Thought that was a good solution Hangin with the raisin girls Shes gone to the other side Givin us a yo heave ho Things are getting kind of gross And I go at sleepy time This is not really happening You bet your life it is
The Misheard: Nellie was a cornflake girlthought that was a good solutionhanging with the rising girlsshe's gone to the other sidethings are getting kind of grossand I go to sleep at times..this is not really happeningyou bet your life it i
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Real Lyric: Cause I'm back on the track And I'm beatin' the flack Nobody's gonna get me on another rap
The Misheard: cause I'm back on the crack and I'mbuilding the fireyour buddy's gonna get me on another round
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Real Lyric: I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala.
The Misheard: I wish I had a rabbit and a hat and a bat and a six foot father.
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Real Lyric: Ce que j'ai fais, ce soir la Ce qu'elle a dit, ce soir la
The Misheard: Sir, can I get this walnut?Sir, can I eat this walnut?
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Real Lyric: some body-rockin', knockin' da boots
The Misheard: Somebody's rockin', knockin' the books.
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Real Lyric: Your arm felt nice wrapped around my shoulder
The Misheard: I've got a knife strapped around my shoulder
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Real Lyric: They call me her
The Misheard: They call me ham
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Real Lyric: Really love your peaches want to shake your tree
The Misheard: Really love your features want to shake your tree
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