The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: An then somebody grabbed me, threw me outta my chair Said before you can eat, you gotta dance like fred astaire
The Misheard: An then somebody grabbed me, threw me outta my chairSaid before you can eat, you gotta dance like freddie says
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Real Lyric: Your power hungry sellin' soldiers In a human grocery store Ain't that fresh
The Misheard: If I were hungry I'd go shoppin' in a human grocery store. I-ain't that rich
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Real Lyric: "metal health will drive you mad"
The Misheard: "mental health will drive you mad"
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Real Lyric: Destination unknown - known -known
The Misheard: Destination of the gnome - gnome -gnome
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Real Lyric: don't cry for me cause i'll find my way
The Misheard: don't crap on me cause theres a fly in my way
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Real Lyric: I had a dream I was a vigilant sidekick
The Misheard: I had a dream there was a ninja inside me
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Real Lyric: I don't care, i don't care
The Misheard: A donkey, a donkey
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Real Lyric: "You can't use a bulldozer to study orchids," he said
The Misheard: "You can't use a bulldozerto study or get seasick"
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Real Lyric: Don't tell me cause it hurts
The Misheard: Don't tell me cousin herb
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Real Lyric: Sweat until my clothes come off
The Misheard: Sweat until my balls come off
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