The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Destination unknown - known -known
The Misheard: Destination of the gnome - gnome -gnome
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Real Lyric: don't cry for me cause i'll find my way
The Misheard: don't crap on me cause theres a fly in my way
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Real Lyric: I had a dream I was a vigilant sidekick
The Misheard: I had a dream there was a ninja inside me
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Real Lyric: I don't care, i don't care
The Misheard: A donkey, a donkey
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Real Lyric: "You can't use a bulldozer to study orchids," he said
The Misheard: "You can't use a bulldozerto study or get seasick"
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Real Lyric: Don't tell me cause it hurts
The Misheard: Don't tell me cousin herb
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Real Lyric: Sweat until my clothes come off
The Misheard: Sweat until my balls come off
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Real Lyric: But I still love to wash in your old bathwater
The Misheard: but i still love to watch your old fat bottom
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Real Lyric: But I could sit for hours, finding new ways to be awed each minute.
The Misheard: But I could sit for hours,finding new ways to be odd each minute.
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Real Lyric: Never was a cornflake girl Thought that was a good solution Hangin with the raisin girls Shes gone to the other side Givin us a yo heave ho Things are getting kind of gross And I go at sleepy time This is not really happening You bet your life it is
The Misheard: Nellie was a cornflake girlthought that was a good solutionhanging with the rising girlsshe's gone to the other sidethings are getting kind of grossand I go to sleep at times..this is not really happeningyou bet your life it i
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