The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Red eye, code blue, I'd like to strangle you.
The Misheard: When I go blue, I'd like to strangle you.
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Real Lyric: It's years since you've been there. Now you've disappeared Somewhere like outer space,
The Misheard: IT'S BEEN YEARS SINCE YOU'VE BEEN THERE.NOW YOU'VE DISAPPEARED SOMEWHERE, " I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT"
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Real Lyric: DOES SHE SPEAK ELOQUENTLY
The Misheard: does she speak elo-kwan-ay
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Real Lyric: short skirts, long hair, my hormones lying everywhere
The Misheard: short skirts,long hair,m homicidal everywhere
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Real Lyric: With the lights out, It's less dangerous.
The Misheard: Bring the tights out, It's a snake dress.
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Real Lyric: Oh, watching the people get lairy
The Misheard: Oh, watching the people get Larry
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Real Lyric: Get the wrong idea and go
The Misheard: Get the wrong,I,Dick and Dom
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Real Lyric: Mmm...you convince yourself that you want it but you don't know
The Misheard: Mmm...you can piss yourself but you want it and you don't know
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Real Lyric: Hire eight bodyguards to beat up assholes
The Misheard: Love to raid bodyguards and gonna beat up bastards
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Real Lyric: Doo ba ba doo ba doo ba ba
The Misheard: Doo ba ba toffee apple pie
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