The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: short skirts, long hair, my hormones lying everywhere
The Misheard: short skirts,long hair,m homicidal everywhere
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Real Lyric: With the lights out, It's less dangerous.
The Misheard: Bring the tights out, It's a snake dress.
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Real Lyric: Oh, watching the people get lairy
The Misheard: Oh, watching the people get Larry
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Real Lyric: Get the wrong idea and go
The Misheard: Get the wrong,I,Dick and Dom
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Real Lyric: Mmm...you convince yourself that you want it but you don't know
The Misheard: Mmm...you can piss yourself but you want it and you don't know
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Real Lyric: Hire eight bodyguards to beat up assholes
The Misheard: Love to raid bodyguards and gonna beat up bastards
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Real Lyric: Doo ba ba doo ba doo ba ba
The Misheard: Doo ba ba toffee apple pie
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Real Lyric: An then somebody grabbed me, threw me outta my chair Said before you can eat, you gotta dance like fred astaire
The Misheard: An then somebody grabbed me, threw me outta my chairSaid before you can eat, you gotta dance like freddie says
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Real Lyric: Your power hungry sellin' soldiers In a human grocery store Ain't that fresh
The Misheard: If I were hungry I'd go shoppin' in a human grocery store. I-ain't that rich
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Real Lyric: "metal health will drive you mad"
The Misheard: "mental health will drive you mad"
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