The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: This is just an act of kindness to let you know that your time is UP! UP!
The Misheard: This is just an act of God misdirecting all that you've done, WHAT! WHAT!
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view
The Misheard: Without a shed it's a longly view
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Real Lyric: Sitting on the porch drinking ice cold cherry, coke
The Misheard: Sitting on the porch drinking astro jelly, cold
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Real Lyric: Got an old coat for a pillow, and the earth was last nights bed.
The Misheard: Got an old goat for a pillow, and the earth was last nights bed.
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Real Lyric: take her back
The Misheard: take a bath
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Real Lyric: when i was a child i caught a fever
The Misheard: when i was a child i caught a beaver
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Real Lyric: Thought I saw love smilin' in your eyes
The Misheard: ha,ha so there's mud in your eye
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Real Lyric: I don't feel like dancin' when the old joanna plays
The Misheard: I don't feel like dancin' in the dojo here today
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Real Lyric: Why do you think we should suffer in silence?
The Misheard: why do you think we should serve her in salads?
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Real Lyric: No I don't have a gun
The Misheard: No I dont have gum
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