The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Whatever happened to The girl that I once knew The girl that said she'd been true
The Misheard: Whatever happened toThat girl that I wanna screwThe girl that said she'd been true
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Real Lyric: We've been spending most our lives, Living in a gangsta's paradise.
The Misheard: We've been spending most our lives,living in Dexters paradise.
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Real Lyric: you'll see girl i can set you off, don't believe my age is gonna slow us down
The Misheard: you'll see girl i can set you off, don't believe my AIDS are gonna slow us down
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Real Lyric: Content in the same old shtick again.
The Misheard: Containing the same old s**t again.
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Real Lyric: Must be strangely exciting To watch the stoic squirm
The Misheard: Must be strangely excitingTo watch the stoic squirrel
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Real Lyric: I'll tell you all about the Joker and the thief in the night
The Misheard: I'll tell you all the story about the Joker and the Reefer tonight.
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Real Lyric: memories trapped in time...
The Misheard: horses trapped in urine
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Real Lyric: This is just an act of kindness to let you know that your time is UP! UP!
The Misheard: This is just an act of God misdirecting all that you've done, WHAT! WHAT!
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view
The Misheard: Without a shed it's a longly view
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Real Lyric: Sitting on the porch drinking ice cold cherry, coke
The Misheard: Sitting on the porch drinking astro jelly, cold
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