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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Amy Winehouse

    Song: Rehab

    Real Lyric: I don't ever wanna drink again I just ooh I just need a friend

    The Misheard: I don't ever wanna drink againI just ooh I just need a drink

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    Artist: Regina Spektor

    Song: Fidelity

    Real Lyric: And it breaks my heart, and it breaks my heart, and it breaks my ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-eart.

    The Misheard: And it tates my part, and it takes my cart, and it breaks my fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-rt.

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    Artist: Def Leppard

    Song: Rocket

    Real Lyric: Rocket, yeah, sattelite of love

    The Misheard: Rockin', yeah, say the line of love

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    Artist: Fergie

    Song: Glamorous

    Real Lyric: reflected on days when i had a mustang

    The Misheard: reflecting on days when i had a moustache

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    Artist: Paul Simon

    Song: Graceland

    Real Lyric: As if I didn't know that As if I didn't know my own bed, As if I'd never noticed, The way she brushed her hair from her forehead

    The Misheard: As if I didn't know thatAs if I didn't know my own bed,As if I'd never noticed,The way she brushed her hair and farted

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    Artist: Creedence Clearwater Revival

    Song: Bad Moon Rising

    Real Lyric: Don't go round tonight It's bound to take your life There's a bad moon on the rise

    The Misheard: Don't go round tonightIt's bound to take your lifeThere's a bathroom on the right

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    Artist: Ozzy Osbourne

    Song: Crazy Train

    Real Lyric: I'm blowin' out the rails on the crazy train.

    The Misheard: I'm going out for ribs on the crazy train.

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    Artist: Sublime

    Song: Wrong Way

    Real Lyric: Happy are you sad, wanna shoot your dad, I'll do anything I can the wrong way.

    The Misheard: Happy eyed sad, wanna shoot your dad, I'll do anything I can the wrong way.

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    Artist: A Day To Remember

    Song: Monument

    Real Lyric: no more dwelling on my fears

    The Misheard: no more drawing on my face

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    Artist: Rod Stewart

    Song: Da Ya Think I'm Sexy

    Real Lyric: And you want my body And you think I'm sexy

    The Misheard: And you want my money And you think I'm chesty

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