The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The king pulled out his jet fighters, he said you better earn your pay!!
The Misheard: Nat king cole offers jet fighters,he said do better and i'll pay!!
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Real Lyric: Dance and shake your tambourine Your funky tambourine Tambourine, tambourine
The Misheard: Dance and shake your tambourineYour f**king tambourineTambourine, tambourine
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Real Lyric: Your hand brushes mine
The Misheard: Your hairbrush is mine
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Real Lyric: My interests are starting to wane
The Misheard: My insides are starting to waste
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Real Lyric: Ivory Madonna
The Misheard: I believe in dollar
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Real Lyric: I'd rather be a sparrow than a snail. Yes I would. If I could, I surely would.
The Misheard: I'd rather be a carrot than a snail,Yes I would.If I could,I surely would.
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Real Lyric: Whatcha doin' on your back on your back, whatcha doin' on your back on your back?
The Misheard: whatcha doin' on your butt on your butt? Yeah whatcha doin' on your butt on your butt?
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Real Lyric: I took the tambourines away from you
The Misheard: I took the tampons away from you
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Real Lyric: How does it feel in my arms?
The Misheard: How does it feel in my arse?
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Real Lyric: What's love, but a second-hand emotion?
The Misheard: What's love, but a second hand in motion?
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