The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: If you like Pina Coladas
The Misheard: If you like bean enchiladas
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Real Lyric: Jump n' jivin, then you really gotta
The Misheard: Drunk drivin, February gotta
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Real Lyric: All the Single Ladies
The Misheard: I'm a cigarette
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Real Lyric: Cheap wine and a three day growth.
The Misheard: Cheap wine and it's really cold.
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Real Lyric: So now I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun
The Misheard: So now I'm mowing down Moseahs with a shotgun
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Real Lyric: Well you done done me and you bet I felt it
The Misheard: Well you do done me in your bed I felt it
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Real Lyric: When I am gone it won't be long before I disturb you in the dark.
The Misheard: When I am gone it won't be long before I stab you in the back.
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Real Lyric: The king pulled out his jet fighters, he said you better earn your pay!!
The Misheard: Nat king cole offers jet fighters,he said do better and i'll pay!!
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Real Lyric: Dance and shake your tambourine Your funky tambourine Tambourine, tambourine
The Misheard: Dance and shake your tambourineYour f**king tambourineTambourine, tambourine
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Real Lyric: Your hand brushes mine
The Misheard: Your hairbrush is mine
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