The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You left your picture behind, and I kissed it a thousand times.
The Misheard: When You left, You picked your behind.And I kissed it a thousand times.
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Real Lyric: Pepperoni and green peppers Mushrooms, olive, chives
The Misheard: Pepperoni, angry peppersMushrooms, olive, chives
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Real Lyric: It's all your fault I screen my phone calls
The Misheard: It's a poor dollIt screams my boobs off
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Real Lyric: Sorry I'm not home right now I'm walking into spiderwebs so leave a message and i'll call you back
The Misheard: Sorry I'm a woman nowI'm walking into spiderwebsso lead a messand i'll call you bad
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Real Lyric: You fooled all the people with magic You waited on satan's call Mr. charming, did you think you were pure Mr. alarming, in nocturnal rapport Uncovering things that were sacred manifest on this earth Conceived in the eye of a secret And they scattered the afterbirth
The Misheard: you put all the people in magicyou waited on satan's dollMr. charming, did you think you were pureMr. all-arming, his nocturnal reportuncovering things that will save it many best on his urn'cause even the eye of a secrethe'
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Real Lyric: Promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it.
The Misheard: Promise me I'm never gonna find you vegan.
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Real Lyric: I'm the first kid to write of hearts, lies, and friends.
The Misheard: I'm the first kid to ride a horse ride in France.
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Real Lyric: Yeeeahh, straight from the top of my dome.
The Misheard: Cheesestrings from the top of my door.
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Real Lyric: Feed the world, Do they know it's Christmas time?
The Misheard: Feed the girls, do they know it's dinner time??
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Real Lyric: We are undercover passion on the run.
The Misheard: We are undercover bastards on the run.
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