The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "Eyeing little girls with bad intent..."
The Misheard: "Eyeing little girls with savage t*ts..."
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Real Lyric: Hey alright, if I get by...
The Misheard: Hey alright, f**king pieORHey alright, bark and bite
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Real Lyric: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
The Misheard: Fiesta Bob has a devil put aside for me
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Real Lyric: I just died in your arms tonight
The Misheard: I just Diana Ross tonight
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Real Lyric: And I forget just why I taste, Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile.
The Misheard: And I forget just why the tasty yellow gizzard makes me smile.
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Real Lyric: Sweet Emotions
The Misheard: Redeem my lotion
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Real Lyric: Ain't no woman like the one I got
The Misheard: Ain't no woman like the one I bought
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Real Lyric: You left your picture behind, and I kissed it a thousand times.
The Misheard: When You left, You picked your behind.And I kissed it a thousand times.
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Real Lyric: Pepperoni and green peppers Mushrooms, olive, chives
The Misheard: Pepperoni, angry peppersMushrooms, olive, chives
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Real Lyric: It's all your fault I screen my phone calls
The Misheard: It's a poor dollIt screams my boobs off
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