The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Elvis on velvet, I don't know why it makes me blue, Elvis on velvet, It's got a strange effect on you.
The Misheard: This old pale face,I don't know why it makes you blue,This old pale face,I've got a strange effect on you.
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Real Lyric: I wander out where you can't see Inside my shell, I wait and bleed
The Misheard: I wander out where you can't seeInside Michelle, I wait and bleed
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Real Lyric: "big old jet airliner, don't carry me..."
The Misheard: "beego jambo wino, don't carry me..."
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Real Lyric: She's running out the door
The Misheard: She's laughing at the dog
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Real Lyric: Wish you could die with me
The Misheard: Wish you could dine with me
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Real Lyric: When the feeling ain't the same in your body
The Misheard: When the feeling ain't the semen your body
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Real Lyric: Better sell it while you can.
The Misheard: Better salad bar toucan.
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Real Lyric: Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
The Misheard: Pie, pie, pie, pie, pie
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Real Lyric: Luck be a lady
The Misheard: Pluck me a lady
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Real Lyric: A little bit of resolve is what I need now
The Misheard: A little bit of Gasol is what I need now
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