The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She's running out the door
The Misheard: She's laughing at the dog
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Real Lyric: Wish you could die with me
The Misheard: Wish you could dine with me
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Real Lyric: When the feeling ain't the same in your body
The Misheard: When the feeling ain't the semen your body
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Real Lyric: Better sell it while you can.
The Misheard: Better salad bar toucan.
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Real Lyric: Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
The Misheard: Pie, pie, pie, pie, pie
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Real Lyric: Luck be a lady
The Misheard: Pluck me a lady
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Real Lyric: A little bit of resolve is what I need now
The Misheard: A little bit of Gasol is what I need now
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Real Lyric: Master passion greed master passion greed
The Misheard: m**********n creedrnm**********n creed
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Real Lyric: Feel the touch of a precious child
The Misheard: See the touch of a vicious child
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Real Lyric: The sacrifice is hiding in a lie
The Misheard: The sacrifice is farting in the light
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