The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Brimful of Asha on the 45
The Misheard: Graham through a rasher on the 45
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Real Lyric: Take My Bones, Organs Too... All I Ever Wanted Was To Love You...
The Misheard: Take My Balls, Who Needs Two...All I Ever Wanted Was To Love You...
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Real Lyric: Near far, wherever you are
The Misheard: You are, wherever you are
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Real Lyric: But I don't like... salmon...
The Misheard: But I don't like... semen...
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Real Lyric: Delta women think the world of me
The Misheard: Dirty women think the world of me
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Real Lyric: Too much time dragging the past up
The Misheard: Too much time dragging the pasta
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Real Lyric: Whoa, I never meant to brag
The Misheard: Whoa, one of a Mento bag
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Real Lyric: Elvis on velvet, I don't know why it makes me blue, Elvis on velvet, It's got a strange effect on you.
The Misheard: This old pale face,I don't know why it makes you blue,This old pale face,I've got a strange effect on you.
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Real Lyric: I wander out where you can't see Inside my shell, I wait and bleed
The Misheard: I wander out where you can't seeInside Michelle, I wait and bleed
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Real Lyric: "big old jet airliner, don't carry me..."
The Misheard: "beego jambo wino, don't carry me..."
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